Keep It Clean - Charley Jordan; E position, standard tuning.
I went to the river, I couldn't get across
I jumped on your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
Up she jumped, down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear
Put the muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
If you want to hear that elephant laugh
Take him down to the river and wash his yas-yas-yas, then,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
If you want to go to Heaven when you d-i-e
You got to put on your collar and your t-i-e, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
SOLO
If you want to get the rabbit out the l-o-g
You've got to put on the stump like a d-o-g, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
Run here, doctor, run here fast
See what's the matter with his yas-yas-yas, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water, for to keep it clean
I went to the river, I couldn't get across
I jumped on your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
Up she jumped, down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear
Put the muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
If you want to hear that elephant laugh
Take him down to the river and wash his yas-yas-yas, then,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
If you want to go to Heaven when you d-i-e
You got to put on your collar and your t-i-e, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
SOLO
If you want to get the rabbit out the l-o-g
You've got to put on the stump like a d-o-g, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
Run here, doctor, run here fast
See what's the matter with his yas-yas-yas, now,
REFRAIN: Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water, for to keep it clean